The best response to catching your wife being a dirty whore

The following was taken from a Craiglist post:
First off I want to relieve your fears that you probably don’t or at least I hope you don’t have AIDS.
When I came home 3 days ago I heard what was obviously mediocre sex going on in my bedroom. Since I quickly made the deduction that someone had [...]

Super Mario Brothers Item Abuse Rom Hack

If this turns out as fake as the Microsoft giant water slide thing then I’m going to commit seppuku.

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Bad Ass Parallel Park

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Why “Socialized” Health Care is What I Want

Alright, so I know a couple of fat white dudes. These fat white dudes (who always seem to be * conservative, with the exception of Michael Moore) are really fat…and ugly….but I digress. My point about these fat white dudes is that I AM INTERESTED IN PAYING FOR THEIR MEDICAL CARE!!! Let’s be honest, one [...]

Garry’s Mod Drum Machine

Garry’s Mod never disappoints on weird shit, this is no exception.

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Pedobear Stole my Child

I don’t think she’ll be back anytime soon.

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PS3 Slim Announced

Everyone figured as much but at least it’s official as confirmed by a live blog from the event.

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Mountain Lion at the Backdoor

Awww fuck, where’s the dog?

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Say NO to Socialism – Socialized medicine is the devil!

I (one of many individuals posting under the name of smarmy) never really intended to post political rhetoric on this entirely serious, academically demanding blog. But alas, the levels of American ineptitude I have grown to accept have reached such epic levels of FAIL that I have felt compelled to post this gem of a [...]

Mac repair done right

Mac hard drive removal and repair done right! Who knew Ice-T was a Mac genius?

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