I (one of many individuals posting under the name of smarmy) never really intended to post political rhetoric on this entirely serious, academically demanding blog. But alas, the levels of American ineptitude I have grown to accept have reached such epic levels of FAIL that I have felt compelled to post this gem of a 4chan posting. Don’t you people realize that Socialism is the root of ALL evil? I mean, it’s right there in the Good Book, you know, basically the entire New Testament. Helping others, rejection of riches, coming together to solve problems, supporting your fellow man (not women of course, bitches can fend for themselves…it’s in the other section, The Old Testament). IT’S ALL RIGHT THERE. It’s Socialism and I will have none of it!

If you are born black, brown, or a darker shade of yellow…and poor, then that just means you have to work harder to be a success. And if by some chance you can simultaneously cast off your culture, social pressures, racism, prejudice, and class to become a moderate success, don’t forget that you will still be taking it up the ass because…well, you weren’t born into it and…oh yea, you look (and act, eat, smell, and think) different. Sorry, that’s just the way we do it here. Viva la Capitalism! Long live Faux News and fuck the government because they have NEVER done anything right (you’re a fucking tool)! Who needs education anyway…as long as you are making money, why think? We’ll do that for you.

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