I’m not grossed out easily but this made me get a little queezy. I’m surprised the girl stuck with it too even after it got all over her hands. I probably would have made him finish it after it first started oozing.
I’m so glad that someone finally came out and is filing to ban divorce in California. This idea is pure goddamn genius and I can’t wait to see if it gets some momentum, it probably won’t but thank god someones making a point of this Prop 8 debacle. If those fucking hypocrites that supported Prop 8 come out against this then it will show them to be the homophobic assholes that we all know they are. This is my favorite quote:
RC: This initiative does seem like it would “Protect Marriage”, but if two people decide to not be married anymore, shouldn’t they be in charge of their own lives?
John: Sometimes other people need to sacrifice in order to protect my ideas about traditional marriage. It’s just a fact of life. It’s not about their soul-sucking sham of a marriage, it’s about what we value as a society. We live in a divorce-promiscuous society. It’s on the television, it’s in movies, the newspapers. It’s even in our kids textbooks.
I’m Catholic. In my religion, divorce is a sin — completely impermissable.
My only concern is that this is serious, it could be but I don’t care. I’m getting behind it as a joke and that it’s anti-Prop 8. If it’s not and he’s serious I’d really like to be told so I can eat my words.
The following was taken from a Craiglist post:
First off I want to relieve your fears that you probably don’t or at least I hope you don’t have AIDS.
When I came home 3 days ago I heard what was obviously mediocre sex going on in my bedroom. Since I quickly made the deduction that someone had probably not broken into my apartment for some quick copulation I figured I had just caught my wife cheating on me which I had long suspected. Your ofish grunts were so loud that I actually had to reopen the door and slam it again for you two to hear me. I stood in the entry for a while as I heard you both scramble before calling out that I was home.
When I walked into the bedroom my wife had some excuse about having a headache and when asked about the nighty she was wearing she said it was the most comfortable thing she could find. Oh…and btw, I don’t know how many affairs that you participate in but a word of advice is that when you hide in the closest from an angry husbands you shouldn’t leave a few toes hanging out from under the door. At this point I am in a bit of a predicament…. I could have the typical masculine response and open the door and beat the piss out of you but then you might file charges and quite frankly I just don’t really care enough. Not to mention I don’t know how big you are and I couldn’t think of anything much worse than finding your wife cheating on you and then get pummeled by her new lover. It entered my mind to have some marathon sex and make you stand and watch the whole thing but seeing how she is a dirty whore the idea grossed me out a little. I came pretty close to just hanging out and masterbating but I am glad I went the direction I did.
So in liue of those options I thought of the funniest thing I could do for my own personal amusement. I sat her down on the bed and looked deeply in her eyes and told her that I had been diagnosed with early stages of AIDS. Recently I have had a series of colds and went to the doctor who told me it was probably just a string of bad luck and it was going around a little bit. The whole thing took about 2 hours and involved a lot of yelling, accusing and crying.
I felt like I hadn’t punished you quite enough, even though I fully acknowledge that it really isn’t your fault at all, so I told her that the illness was making me tired so I needed to lay down. I could hear her on the phone making an appointment with the doctor and I could hear you rustling around in the closest. You did a great job holding still seeing how you probably aren’t used to standing in a 3′x4′ closest for hours and hours on end but if I hadn’t already known you were there you would have been caught for sure.
After about another hour of laying in bed thinking of what I was going to do I felt sorry for you to be mixed up in this crazy thing so I said I was going to go fill the prescriptions the doctor gave me and left the apartment so you could leave. I hope that you weren’t too uncomfortable in there and actually felt a little guilty about it later.
Anyways, I put this in missed connections because I actually wouldn’t mind taking you out and buying you a drink. After all that is some funny stuff to laugh about and you are saving me thousands in alimony since my wife cheated and the least I can do is repay you for a $4.00 beer.
Again no hard feelings and best of luck!
BTW, you might still want to get your self tested since my wife is a dirty whore.
If this turns out as fake as the Microsoft giant water slide thing then I’m going to commit seppuku.
Holy Crap… I wasn’t expecting much from this movie especially based on the stupid movie poster but thank christ for Netflix and the free streaming. Were it not for my Netflix account and for my occasional perusal of the “New Arrivals” streaming area I would have never known about this movie. I was looking for a horror and I’m always down for a zombie movie and that’s the only thing I saw when I fired this up in the background while I did some work. As soon as it started I realized that was in store for something I wasn’t really prepared for… it ended up as a Blair Witch meets 28 Days Later meets Cloverfield meets The Descent.
My first impression after seeing the movie poster and firing it up was that I was going to be disappointed along with the 90% of the restof the horror movies I’ve found on Netflix. Thank christ this movie actually delivered something. First, it starred that dream boat Jay Hernandez who most might know as Paxton from Hostel. He’s is probably he most mainstream actor in this film but the film makers as well as the rest of the cast don’t fail to deliver and solid movie. The gore and horror mixed gloriously and when you combine the shock with the ”raw” filmaking style you end up with a movie that leaves you very satisified.
Give this movie a chance, it’s budget wasn’t much for hollywood standards and it was a remake of a French film but the last chapter really creeped me out as well as scared the shit out of me and there aren’t many movies that have done that recently. You may find some parts hokey but overall it definately delivers.
I had the misfortune of being linked from a blog through to a fashion show photogallery under the guise of seeing more tits but instead what I got was a bitter taste in my mouth provided by the Barcelona Fashion industry. This is what I was presented with on the last page of the photo gallery…
I could complain about this for hours but I’m just going to let the picture do speak for itself and let you make your own judgements about the fashion industry.
Alright, so I know a couple of fat white dudes. These fat white dudes (who always seem to be * conservative, with the exception of Michael Moore) are really fat…and ugly….but I digress. My point about these fat white dudes is that I AM INTERESTED IN PAYING FOR THEIR MEDICAL CARE!!! Let’s be honest, one of these fuckers is going to have a heart attack or stroke or anal cancer some day soon and I want to be there to help pay for their treatment. Is it their fault that they ate their fat asses into oblivion because “nobody is going to tell them how to live their lives” and “it’s a free country so I can do as I please?” No, I don’t blame them, they are just being good old Americans.
Now, Some detractors may say, “but Mr. Smarmy, why would you want to pay your money to help them…they put themselves into this situation, shouldn’t they pay for it?” Well, Mr detractor, yes, technically, if I were a purely Capitalist minded self-interested rational individual, then these fat gas bags should die the horrible deaths they have been working towards for all these years. But fortunately for them, I am not that type of person and let me tell you a little bit about why. Read more…
The Heroes of Newerth Beta was plagued by a faulty login server which prompted close to 3000 people to start browsing the forums and complaining about the server being down. Since forums are places of general dumb fuckery you can imagine no ones doing anything constructive and could in fact hinder the process of getting the login server operation as PHPBB isn’t known for it’s efficiency and thusly could take out the forums server and further aggrevate S2 staff.
Some aggrevation may already have been seen as they’ve locked/unlocked the “Server Down” thread about three times now and answer with a “Unlocked, sorry folks. Continue to post here about this.” when they bring it back up. I’m not sure how you accidently lock the thread and re-open it 3 accidently…
I’m putting my money on database problems because their login server is responding to the standard HTTP requests. This could possibly be a corrupt table or maybe an SQL injection attack was executed but we may never know as S2 would be smart not to say anything about this other than “It’s up and you can login.” Either way, I hope they have backups of my PSR as I just spent the last two nights getting that bitch back up over 1300 since they’ve fixed some of the algorithms for calculating it. Honestly, I’m not that bad.
In other HON news, their Facebook page posted very provocative concept art for the Vengeful Spirit. This is interesting as no one from S2 has mentioned this port yet and the cryptic message on their Facebook saying “This magical hero can stun and swap.” Enjoy the picture of the upcoming, yet un-nammed in HON, port of Vengeful Spirit. I think she looks like your sister… only more galaxy-ee.
Update: They’re back up, yay~
Garry’s Mod never disappoints on weird shit, this is no exception.
